Saturday, April 08, 2006

Chinese-Luxembourgian Tensions at all Time High

Many analysts were predicting all out war between China and Luxembourg last night, after it emerged that China had imposed a paper-clip embargo on the tiny European country in retaliation for sucking ass.


Xioa Ping, Vice-Chairman of the Chinese Communist party, issued a statement this morning, in which he claimed that "Luxembourg is like totally lame, dude". He went on to claim that they are a nation of "asstards".


The Prime Minister of Luxembourg, Victor Pflemgh, made a defiant response. Sources quoted him as saying "There will be no paper clip shortage in Luxembourg". "Luxembourg could kick China's ass", he added.


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